Chaos Bleeds


>I briefly mentioned that Jack has developed an e-bay addiction, and recently he has branched out from DVDs into X-Box games (yeah, like we really need anymore games in our house). In the post yesterday arrived Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds.

Not only does it bleed, but burns and turns into dust also.

After 3 hours of solid play, I started to wonder about the characters, in particular the completely disproportionate figure of Faith. Her breasts were each bigger than her head and she was very skimpily dressed. Do guys playing X-Box think the characters are sexy?

I am not saying that the graphics in this game are poor, but they are no match for Final Flight of the Osiris (Animatrix ) who’s female lead, by any standards is completely hot due to the extreme realness of the animation (imagine a slightly more Japanese looking Lucy Liu in a graceful and sensual sword fight in which clothes are slowly being sliced off then cut to her dressed in red and black leather leaping building to building out running the bad guys in a desperate final mission).

Now that I think about it, are those creepy over violent Japanese anime also sexually arousing with completely offensive (but, let it be said, extremely imaginative) plots? Let me give you an example of what I was talking about.

Legend of the Overfiend has a very complex story line involving demons, which probably could have made it an excellent animation if it weren’t for all the completely sick and outrageous sex! This review gives you a good idea of just how strange a movie really can be ( ), and how perverted some people really are (not pointing any fingers, but why do a number of films like this come from Japan?)

Why, may you ask, have I seen this film?

Well, I am a big fan of Hayao Miyazaki’s anime ( ). They are quite beautifully drawn and the stories are priceless. By mistake, I decided to check out some Japanese anime by a different director (in hope that they would be as uplifting and morally upstanding as Princess Mononoke or Spirited Away) and randomly selected one from my local video shop.

Lesson learnt: Never randomly choose Japanese movies, anime or otherwise, you just never know what kind of freaky stuff you are going to be subjected too. Always ask the video shop attendant for a description in case of possibly offensive content which will result in you having the unsavoury, slightly violated feeling I had after watching Legend of the Overfiend.


3 responses »

  1. >Hey K-Bar,Nice blogging. Had Kayo, Azumi, Akane and Daisuke over last night. The girls made kimuchi nabe- oishiikata desu! And we watched a couple of episodes of 24 season 3. Keep writing.Col.

  2. >legend of the overfiend is like the ultimate bio-gore japorn film you can get. Well, it’s the most violent and unsavory that the censors let through. If you want to find more then search the net and P2P networks for hentai. Most hentai is just airbrushed impossigrrls, but there is some weird weird shit. I’ve seen a e.grrl gettin ON with a PS2.Thats why there are those beautiful islands of Japan…to keep all the gifted in a little bubble were they’re not allowed to talk about their desires so they draw it all instead. It’s a bubbling pot of skill, concentration, Sukebe and sexy fantasy women.

  3. >Hayao Miyazaki rocks. Watched My Neighbour Totoro for the third time last week. It still hasn’t lost any of its charm. And you’re so right about the chick in The Flight Of The Osiris. I was worried by just how sexy I found a completely computer generated character. Maybe it was more the scene… nice foreplay.

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